I do not want to brag, but I travel a lot because of my work. Out of three hundred and sixty-five days, I spend three hundred in the air. And, let me tell you this. It is exhausting. I am terrified of planes, but with time I overcame my fear. I used to drink like half a bottle of gin for my nerves until I realized the effect alcohol has on me is stronger. Like three times stronger in the air. Now, I am still afraid of the turbulence, but I manage somehow. And I have seen a lot of things on the plane. From drunk and drugged people, a lot of fights, but what intrigues me the most is airplane sex videos.
No matter how many times you get a ticket or how many times police arrest people, they always do the airplane nude videos. I have never dared to do real airplane sex, it was always a silent craving and thought in my head. I know how much they charge for airplane sex porn, and I don't have money to spend on bullshit. Some people are discreet when they engage in video sex in an airplane, but other people fuck like they want everyone to know what they are doing. I am okay as long as I don't have to watch airplane sex, and I use headphones for any type of noise.
I really think people should be more considerate. Furthermore, I am considerate because I know what you are doing in a seat across from mine, and I don't report you to the flight attendant. Not only that, but I can't believe people think no one can look through their charade. They think we don't know that they are getting raunchy. The cuddling thing doesn't pass with anyone. The most awful experience was when a couple decided to do airplane sex vids, right next to me. I was asleep when they boarded, so they must have thought I was drunk asleep or something.
First, they kicked the shit out of me trying to get naked, and then they did it next to me. I didn't want to disrupt their passionate porn airplane sex, but when they had finished, I gave them a piece of my mind. So a little advice, if you plan to do a plane blowjob, at least dress appropriately. You can never go wrong with sweats, dresses, and everything that comes off easily. And, really were they really that horny they couldn't wait and go in the bathroom for an airplane sex video?
I actually once read that more than seventy million Americans had airplane video sex, and that is much less than I expected. I thought the numbers would be much higher considering how many times I have witnessed people doing airplane public sex. And, I have read that most men are the ones who engage in sex in the airplane video. But, this is something I would not agree with. Only if we are talking about a gay couple, then yes. Women these days are more into exhibition things than men. Perhaps they are only fantasizing about it, and they are not bold enough to do it like men.
And, if you are hooked on the idea to have sex on an airplane, well, use air companies that have bigger bathrooms. I feel very suffocated in that little space, and I can imagine how it feels when there are two people crowded in one tiny bathroom. And, I don't know how you manage to even have sex in it. I mean, you could have a standing doggy session, but I hope you are not sitting on the powder room lid or the sink. I am literally shaking from disgust. That is an awful thing to do, because really people, those places are like a nest for germs. Some companies have bigger lavatories, so you could get comfortable, but still not enough to go acrobats in ti.
And, my dear fans of sex in the plane, remember this. No matter where you have sex, you will always be heard if not seen. The toilets are not soundproof, and when someone sees two people getting out, we know what you did. The whole plane does and so will people on the ground, and always keep in mind that you could end up in the newspaper. So I think this is something you don't want your family to read.
To sum everything up, if you decide to fuck each other's brains out on the plane be prepared for the walk of shame. And, I know you think you did a quickie, but believe me, it was everything but quick. Yet if you decide to pretend you are sick, and your partner-assisted you, you will probably meet with the flight attendant who knows exactly what you did. And, then pray to God, she will spare you because the people in the plane and the police won't.