I want to have sex. I do have sex, and I know you are thinking, but it is boring as the Kardashians! We never left our bedroom, and only one time did we make it to the living room and have sex on the sofa. My boyfriend doesn't even want to have sex in the shower. I already suggested introducing sex toys into our sex life, and he doesn't want to hear about it, especially about watching nature sex videos.
When I wanted to talk about anal sex, he told me a girl who has anal sex doesn't get married. Well, I didn't know I was in a fucking relationship with Charlotte from Sex and the City! I know every man's fantasy is to have sex with two girls, so I even went there and proposed we have a threesome. That ended up him not speaking to me for three days. Then I was in the mood for a partner swap, and this time he didn't want to talk with me for an entire week. I was afraid to recommend gang bang, so he could watch me getting fucked or vice versa. But, once I mentioned nature sex porn, I think that spiked his interest. But, it was short-lived because the next day, he told me to hold my horses and stop behaving like a horny teenager. What the fuck!?
Well, I think I am in a relationship with an up-tight high school prude because this man has no interest in sex at all. Yes, I want to behave like a horny teenager because I want to have sex in the school bus. I want to experience sex in nature video before I turn thirty! I just want some change in our sex life, something like nature sex videos, because the stupid routine will be the death of me. And, the worst part? He doesn't want to tell me why he is so fixated on that dam room. I sometimes swear I want to knock him conscious and bring that fucking room to the ground. So let's see where we will have sex then But, I would not test my luck because then we won't be having sex at all.
I wish he could just accept having sex in the car. Like we don't even have to leave our property, we could park it in the backyard and pretend like we are somewhere on in the woods, hills, or gardens, I don't know, anything! Do you know what is worse than this? We also have a pool. He did not once suggest for we have sex in it, and I wanted it so badly. I never had sex in the water, and I want to do it fast, I swear, next month, we are going on vacation to Turkey, and if he doesn't agree to have sex with me on the beach or in the sea, I will find some random guy and fuck him. Right in front of him. The bastard had it coming.
I don't know how he will act on the change and will he agree to have fuck in the hotel, but I will count it as public. That is how much of an ass he is. I know the bedroom offers the privacy that we can't have in nature, but sex toys are not something that will invade my privacy, only my vagina. And, I don't know why he doesn't want to have anal sex, it is not like I will fuck him in the ass. Sometimes I feel like I am talking to my grandmother because we are already deep in the 21century, and anal sex is still a taboo theme for him. God, kill me, please!
Now when I think about it, perhaps he watched too many shows about sex escaping people, and he is afraid to try new things? I don't know how the show's name, but I know it hosted people all around the United States who were very creative when it comes to public sex, but they all ended up in the emergency room. And, I know that people who have sex in the car are most likely to be killed by some psychopath. I watched Zodiac! Or teens get pregnant in the backseat of the car. You could never know with young people. And, when it comes to sex in the water, well we all watched Jaws, and I think after that no one wanted to get near the sea, let alone have sex in it. And, well now, that I have remembered the movie Piranha, I will skip the ocean sex, and I think I will gladly stick to the pool or shower. I would like to have sex in all the illegal and wrong locations. But, after this movie lane, I took just now, I don't think I will be doing it shortly.